My McDonalds theory

I was once an intern at mcDonalds , where they make they make... mcDonalds.
Anyway so it was my second day on the job and I decided to have a look around.  I walked to the back room which had a crudely drawn sign on the wall which read:  THIS IS WHERE ALL OUR MEAT COMES FROM
I wondered what was inside.  I tried the door and it swung open.  I wasn't at all shocked to see what was inside.
Hundreds apon hundreds of fat guys riding on a conveyer belt into a meat grinder that said 100% beef, out of the other side came fresh mcDonalds patties.  I vomited everywhere.  
It was a vicious cycle, fat guys were fed to fat guys.